Reshaping of the human body by modern technology

RED: Bud, Eric just came back from your place falling-down drunk.  He threw up on my shoes.  Now, what were you thinking?  Leaving kids alone with a keg?
BUD: Look, Red, I’ve never really been a dad before.  I’m just trying to, I dunno, take it easy. Be his friend.
RED: Why would you want to be friends with a 17 year old?  They’re idiots.

RED: Bud, Eric just came back from your place falling-down drunk.  He threw up on my shoes.  Now, what were you thinking?  Leaving kids alone with a keg?

BUD: Look, Red, I’ve never really been a dad before.  I’m just trying to, I dunno, take it easy. Be his friend.

RED: Why would you want to be friends with a 17 year old?  They’re idiots.

I can’t have been the only high school girl who thought Hyde was sexy as shit

I can’t have been the only high school girl who thought Hyde was sexy as shit

(Source: -allnightmarelong)

justingingerlake:

This is so important.

This is exactly why I will never bring any children to a protest unless they’re awkward tweens or older.

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general-zod-likes-to-dance:

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MRW it’s been 5 days since my roommate said it was super easy to replace the dishwasher ourselves and a rip-off to pay someone else to do it, and we’re still struggling with it.