RED: Bud, Eric just came back from your place falling-down drunk. He threw up on my shoes. Now, what were you thinking? Leaving kids alone with a keg?
BUD: Look, Red, I’ve never really been a dad before. I’m just trying to, I dunno, take it easy. Be his friend.
RED: Why would you want to be friends with a 17 year old? They’re idiots.